THRILLS OF YOUNG LOVE! (original print ad - all caps)
Still got it.
Everyone says he should date girls his own age. Oscar respectfully disagrees.
On their 16th wedding anniversary, Deborah and Nick decided to work out all their differences ...in public.
How do you know you're... God? Simple when I pray to Him I find I'm talking to myself.
Too young? Too old? You do the math.
Somewhere inside every person...someplace inside every heart...is a power that turns fear into courage...and makes dreams take flight. ...Powered by imagination.
How freaky would it be if you turned into your mother?
It'll Blow Your Nose!
Innocence has never been so seductive.
What's the difference between Clifford and a pit bull? One will tear your heart out, scare your friends and wreck your house. The other one is a dog.
The city has two sons. Only one can rule The Hill.
Times change. Friendship doesn't.
Get a Lift
Isn't life funny when it's not happening to you?
Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.