THE EPIC STORY OF THE GREAT SOUTH-WEST !
Finally! The Original Version!
The adventure. The romance. The legend.
Keeping a neighbourhood watch.
A new butcher is born
A quest for survival that became the adventure of a lifetime.
From subject of study to object of desire.
They want to put a baby in you.
Whether you're crude, lewd or just a slacker dude, it's...
A GREAT MOTION PICTURE DARES TO BE DIFFERENT! (original print media ad - all caps)