Wrong on so many levels
Goodbye O Lord, I'm Going To America!
AMAZING! TIMELY! THRILLING! (original print ad - all caps)
International Crime Deserves International Retribution.
Every father's daughter is a virgin.
A forgotten evil that will never die.
Based on a true story
It waits underwater...to skin you alive!
The Disenchantment of an All-American Jock.
To the boys across the river, it was known as the Passion Flower Hotel
Ten years ago something terrible happened in this house... This weekend it's about to happen AGAIN.
Do not see this alone ... Truly frightening!
How could they stop the devouring death...that lived by sucking on living human bones!
A small town, a dark history, when a stranger wakens a hundred-year curse, evil is unleashed on the edge of darkness.
...a savage civilization a million years old, raging with blood-lusting fury!