AMAZING! TIMELY! THRILLING! (original print ad - all caps)
One foot in the door. The other one in the gutter.
It's Harvest Time...
Goodbye O Lord, I'm Going To America!
It waits underwater...to skin you alive!
International Crime Deserves International Retribution.
Do not see this alone ... Truly frightening!
...a savage civilization a million years old, raging with blood-lusting fury!
Every father's daughter is a virgin.
Based on a true story
A small town, a dark history, when a stranger wakens a hundred-year curse, evil is unleashed on the edge of darkness.
How could they stop the devouring death...that lived by sucking on living human bones!
The girl challenged his spirit. The shark challenged his courage. He had to conquer them both.
It's Operation Laughter For You! and anything goes!