Mirror, mirror, on the wall, now who's the fairest twin of all?
NEVER WAS A BABY-SITTER LIKE THIS! (original print media ad - all caps)
A HAPPY HONEYMOON GOES TO THE DOGS!...When a Great Dane disguised as a Dachsie crashes the party!
Prices are double. Your love life's in trouble. The car won't start. Your boss has no heart. The door squeaks. The roof leaks. Your stereo just went mono. All you need is a little Max Dugan.
HEARTS ARE DANCING WITH JOY! (original print ad - all caps)
The loving...the hating...the cheating...the desiring...the best and worst in man and woman
The stripper who went too far...
IT'S A FIELDS-DAY OF FUN! (original poster-all caps)
A nympho. Her virgin sister. His psycho ex. Hiding from the cops was the easy part!
Their maddest, merriest FUN HIT!
Nuclear holocaust has destroyed the world as we know it--and now the future of humanity is in the hands of TEENAGE CAVEMAN