Al Capone... Get lost! Dillinger... Phooey on you! Here come the funniest crooks since crime began!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Ya el pobre recién nacido sabe la suerte que la espera
The Two Top Cabaret Stars of Paris!
THE BARNUM OF ALL JAZZ PICTURES (original poster - all caps)
Tom Selleck takes you on a high adventure!