Raped of her innocence. Robbed of his manhood. In search of a second chance.
IN A WORLD AS DIFFERENT AS NIGHT AND DAY! (original ad - all caps)
The Day The Insane Took Over The Asylum!
SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)
Prices are double. Your love life's in trouble. The car won't start. Your boss has no heart. The door squeaks. The roof leaks. Your stereo just went mono. All you need is a little Max Dugan.
He Fought Single-Handed Against the Terror of Tartar Hordes!
Nothing can silence pure evil.
A nightmare on the loose
Terror Stalks Its Turreted Battlements... and Horror Crawls the Catacombs Beneath!
Their goal: freedom. Their only hope: an international incident. Their target: the American ambassador.
Might is Right!
If you have no voice: Scream. If you have no legs: Run. If you have no hope: Invent. What if anything were possible?