This key will answer your questions to these screaming mysteries...(next to a skeleton hand holding a key)
How do you know you're... God? Simple when I pray to Him I find I'm talking to myself.
The Greatest All New Fright Show In Town!
THE DEVIL'S BROOD!
It takes courage to walk in the truth.
A deadly obsession turns into a spine tingling horror!
IN THE DARK AGES DRAGONS WERE REAL.
The Mightiest Motion Picture Ever Created!
Revelation foretold it, Nostradamus predicted it...
Three Human Lives Wonderfully Bewitched by a Enchanted Cat!
A Richly Rewarding Entertainment Experience for the Entire Family
BLAZING ACROSS THE SCREEN IN A SERIAL OF REAL LIFE ADVENTURES! (original print ad-all caps)
Everyone has their demons
DRINK A PINT OF BLOOD A DAY
The Count is back, with an eye for London's hotpants . . . and a taste for everything