Where the future collides with the past
Death has a new dark angel.
There is no escape when the Devil is inside you
She's home for a killer reunion
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK! (original print media ad - all caps)
Obey Fu Manchu Or Every Living Thing Will Die!
He'll Know You're Alone!
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
It's time to take a stand