THERE'S NO TURNING BACK! (original print media ad - all caps)
Death has a new dark angel.
Obey Fu Manchu Or Every Living Thing Will Die!
The last full moon you'll ever see.
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
She's home for a killer reunion
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
Where the future collides with the past
An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
He clobbers the mob