There is no escape when the Devil is inside you
Where the future collides with the past
Death has a new dark angel.
The last full moon you'll ever see.
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK! (original print media ad - all caps)
An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
Obey Fu Manchu Or Every Living Thing Will Die!
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
Suspect Everyone... Trust No One...