It's A Mean Machine - Cuts Your Head Off Clean!
Today's most amazing sensation!
Which one of you bastards is my father?
The L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies Are Back!
The Most Action-Packed Deathstalker Yet!
THE SECRET OF THE GEM OF DOOM! (original print ad - all caps)
Anyone for seconds?
3000 YEARS OF TERROR...BREAKING LOOSE! (Realart re-release ad - all caps)
Some days business is good - and some days it's murder!
Cetus-Lupedus! She's back!
Sometimes, being able to put together a world-class art collection takes a thief... this time it takes an extraordinary thief!
No One Can Be Trusted. Nothing Is As It Seems. One Wrong Move Could Cost Everything.
Power cannot be given. It has to be taken.
Time waits for no man... unless his name is JACK DETH!