The Story of a Woman Who Loved Unwisely...and too well!
A Honeymoon is No Place to Have Kids!
Chuck Norris Explodes Across the Screen!
Dance like a man. San Francisco. 1985.
Resisting her is futile. Giving in to her is fatal.
When prim & proper meets wild & crazy get ready to ...
IT CRUSHES! KILLS! DESTROYS! (original print ad - all caps)
You'll always have a friend in me...
You'll follow the career of Blizzard - legless king of San Francisco's underworld, with breathless interest.
What if the South had won the War?
He's a hilarious hawkshaw... with a case on Dottie!
Blasting the screen with «T-Men» fury!
What is Man's Favorite Sport?...Just ask any Girl!
The Loveable Bug is Back in High Gear!
...the uncommon movie.
He's 16. She's 22. All he wanted was her picture. What he got was... no small affair.