Raped of her innocence. Robbed of his manhood. In search of a second chance.
The revolutionary treatment guaranteed to ease your mind. Permanently.
Both living a secret...each afraid to tell!
Law and justice are not necessarily compatible . . .
Danger lies beyond the border.
Let the battles begin.
The towering terror from hell!
When you only get one shot, it better be good.
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
When an evil conspiracy is uncovered, only one man can prevent mass destruction.
The Groundbreaking Comedy Series!
Is love worth fighting for?
A Journey To A Timeless Destination...
They'll do anything to keep you quiet.