The revolutionary treatment guaranteed to ease your mind. Permanently.
Law and justice are not necessarily compatible . . .
Both living a secret...each afraid to tell!
Let the battles begin.
Danger lies beyond the border.
When you only get one shot, it better be good.
The towering terror from hell!
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
When an evil conspiracy is uncovered, only one man can prevent mass destruction.
The Groundbreaking Comedy Series!
Is love worth fighting for?
A Journey To A Timeless Destination...
They'll do anything to keep you quiet.