The hilarious comedy about dis-Organized Crime.
THE MOST ASTOUNDING PICTURE EVER PRODUCED! (original poster - all caps - USA)
Come to laugh, come to cry, come to terms... again.
Welcome to Texasville. Hang on to your hat. And your spouse.
90 ROARING MINUTES OF LAUGHS! (original 11x14 title lobby card)
... the line between love and lechery ...
The year's bell-ringing comedy hit!
EVEN THOSE WHO LOVED HIM WERE NOT SAFE! (original print ad - all caps)
Der deutsche Millionen-Film!
The Great Family Musical!