THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
Terror vision
Romance is so Profane!
One brutal act began the terror!
Вы знаете, кому вы доверяете свою жизнь?
Мир экстремальных ощущений
Falling in love with the boy next door? That's a dream come true. Falling in love with his father too? That's just awkward.
An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
To find himself, he will have to risk it all.