The cure for cancer must never be released
Kidnapping the Vice President was their first and last mistake.
Prepare yourself for the HORROR of PSYCHO! The TERROR of EXORCIST!
Innocence has nowhere to hide
Are YOUR parents a burden?
How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy?
Who is he ... What is he ... When is he going to strike again?
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
...heists a fortune in Mexican gold
You bet your ass this is for real!
THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
Where the future collides with the past