How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy?
Don't get hooked.
A woman whose hatred knew no bounds!
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
Where the future collides with the past
Taking on the drug lords is impossible. Taking on a country is insane.
THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THE LIVING HELL OF WAR...EATING DIRT...CRAWLING ON THEIR GUT! BUT THE REAL HELL WAS TO COME......WHEN THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH MONIQUE! (original print ad - all caps)
Evil doesn't knock...It has the key!
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
Forced to become deadly warriors...Just to survive
You bet your ass this is for real!
A story told with a blazing .44 !