THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
A woman whose hatred knew no bounds!
Big Jim Brannigan takes on London - Chicago Style !
Taking on the drug lords is impossible. Taking on a country is insane.
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
You bet your ass this is for real!
A story told with a blazing .44 !
Every family has a dirty secret.
THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THE LIVING HELL OF WAR...EATING DIRT...CRAWLING ON THEIR GUT! BUT THE REAL HELL WAS TO COME......WHEN THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH MONIQUE! (original print ad - all caps)
Hunter...Frontiersman...Adventurer!
No prayer will save you.