As intimate as a lady's boudoir! (original window card poster)
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
Go where no fan has gone before.
What Horror Awaits in the Tomb of the Living Dead?
One of these eight people will turn into a werewolf. Can you guess who it is when we stop the film for the WEREWOLF BREAK? See it ... solve it ... but don't tell!