If you can't have the real thing-- you do all kinds of unreal things.
Things Are About To Get Hairy
"Marriage is a beautiful mistake that two people make together!" (Print Ad- Rochester Times-Union, ((Rochester NY)) 8 November 1932)
A jaded callgirl... a fledging hooker... the night from hell.
Dietrich More Breath Taking Esquite than ever in the Royal Finery of Catherine the Greatest Lover History ever call a Queen! (original print ad- Lubbock Morning Avalanche - Lubbock, Texas - Sept.7, 1934)
Terror Has Surfaced
"I'll get the things I want out of life, one way or another...from one man to another!"
And Africa Will Never Be The Same!
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It's always darkest before dawn
You may rest assured that there's trouble, because Inspector Clouseau is on the case. (That's the trouble.)
Money brought them together, but millions can't make them friends
The past holds the key!
Bring The Little Woman...Maybe She'll Die Laughing!
A Feast of Sensuous Entertainment!
THE JUNGLE FIRE! A whole world ablaze as the jungle strikes back at those who would violate its secret code!