There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
Someone's gonna pay...
I'm going to give you the privilege of freezing forever with my past.
When there's no where else to turn.
They drink. They shag. They rock. They're fruit.
THE SOMETIMES VIOLENT STORY OF A DRIFTIN' COWHAND! (original print ad - all caps)
Wait until you see the final cut...