A crash course in crime.
When a young man can't ride or shoot he needs help real bad. And here's help that's real bad.
Tops in Terror!
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
A hit-and-run operation with no place to run.
It's never too late to dream.
FEAR of a Man...FEAR of the Swamp...FEAR of MURDER!
FIERY LOVE DRAMA! (original print ad - all caps)
Welcome to ugly lovely town
...It's all in a day's work.
I'm going to give you the privilege of freezing forever with my past.