The Other American Heroes.
When the past catches up with the future...
Is it a Nightmare? Or is it...
Terror Stalks Its Turreted Battlements... and Horror Crawls the Catacombs Beneath!
TOUGHEST HELL-HOLE IN THE WORLD!
Sometimes you have to take the law into your own hands.
Strange things are a brewing at the local gym!
No Class Has Less Class Than This Class
STEP-BY-STEP...(original print ad - all caps)
What Wendy just saw them do will make you sick to your stomach...if it doesn't make you faint first!
The Day The Insane Took Over The Asylum!