IT HAS NO RHYME...IT HAS NO REASON...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE...IT MAKES LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
No Motion Picture Has Ever Expressed So Much!
Sometimes it takes a stranger to give you the courage to follow your heart.
Now He Knew Her as Other Men Had!
ELVIS PRESLEY sings of love to HOPE LANGE - TUESDAY WELD - MILLIE PERKINS (original ad - mostly caps)
MGM presents the Comedy-Romance in luscious COLOR!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
A gay detective who always gets his man.
Everybody gets a second chance.