His power, his strength, and his past are the secrets he'll kill to keep
Danger Never Looked So Good!
It Lives Again To Kill Again!
The monster bred from a dozen corpses.
It's Hep! It's Hot! It's Hilarious!
Piece by Piece...Atom by Atom...Humans Invisibly Teleported Through Time and Space!!!
HILARITY ON THE HIGH SEAS! (original print ad - all caps)
Get ready for a rough-and-tumble comedy that knows how to kick some serious puck!
Locked, Cocked & Ready To Rock!
The SnakeEater is about to clean up the street. No matter how dirty he has to get.