Death polished.
If you like strong thrills, come to see us... But do not come alone... Just in case.
One Day She Met a Man Who Loved Beautiful Women...But Not All in One Piece
No one's ever been so good at being so bad
He had a WAY with the world's most beautiful, most seductive, most glamorous women ...he did AWAY with them.
There is no one you can trust...least of all the one who loves you.
From the warped minds who brought you Super Troopers
He's a cop, She's a thief, together they're running for their lives
He hears the silence. He sees the darkness. He's the only one who can stop the killing.
When was the last time you invited death into your car?
Can you help me?
The best story he'll ever write...The worst nightmare he'll ever live...Is just a phone-call away.
A true story
Your house is next.
Something Old... Something New... Something Bloody... There's a hatchet for you