Are you a cloporte?
This Gangster's «Single Partner» Isn't Even Human!
Beware ! These are the eyes of a hypnotist !
You've seen Seagal, Van Damme and Norris. Now...meet the new contender
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
Getting in was easy... getting out was war!!!
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
The new kind of entertainment that's got everything including the kitchen sink - and it's got 500 of those!
His feats of magic were GREAT! The magic of their love was GREATER!
War is over, vengeance has begun.
Beware of love in radioactive packages'
Savage. Ornery, Beautiful!