Are you a cloporte?
This Gangster's «Single Partner» Isn't Even Human!
Beware ! These are the eyes of a hypnotist !
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
You've seen Seagal, Van Damme and Norris. Now...meet the new contender
His feats of magic were GREAT! The magic of their love was GREATER!
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
Getting in was easy... getting out was war!!!
The new kind of entertainment that's got everything including the kitchen sink - and it's got 500 of those!
War is over, vengeance has begun.
Beware of love in radioactive packages'
Savage. Ornery, Beautiful!