Are you a cloporte?
You've seen Seagal, Van Damme and Norris. Now...meet the new contender
This Gangster's «Single Partner» Isn't Even Human!
Beware ! These are the eyes of a hypnotist !
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
Getting in was easy... getting out was war!!!
His feats of magic were GREAT! The magic of their love was GREATER!
The new kind of entertainment that's got everything including the kitchen sink - and it's got 500 of those!
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)
War is over, vengeance has begun.
Beware of love in radioactive packages'
Savage. Ornery, Beautiful!