This is the way the world ends.
Sometimes finding yourself is a matter of checking the closet.
Yes Sir! Wednesday was WILD! Wednesday was RUGGED! THE WILDEST WACKIEST MOST HILARIOUS AND COMPLETELY BOLLIXED-UP DAY YOU EVER HEARD OF! (original print ad - mostly caps)
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
You're either in, or you're gone.
Living is Not an Option
The Comedy Team Of The Century
Martin had just spent three years writing a novel, and his brain was tired of writing. He had no plans.
It's not nice to play with mother nature.
Funny & Sexy!
In a world full of hopelessness & despair came a love that would last forever.
GAYDAR ...it knows who you are.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! (original print ad - all caps)
There's More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself
Romance isn't dead... it's just not very well.