Sometimes finding yourself is a matter of checking the closet.
This is the way the world ends.
Yes Sir! Wednesday was WILD! Wednesday was RUGGED! THE WILDEST WACKIEST MOST HILARIOUS AND COMPLETELY BOLLIXED-UP DAY YOU EVER HEARD OF! (original print ad - mostly caps)
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
Living is Not an Option
You're either in, or you're gone.
Martin had just spent three years writing a novel, and his brain was tired of writing. He had no plans.
The Comedy Team Of The Century
It's not nice to play with mother nature.
Funny & Sexy!
In a world full of hopelessness & despair came a love that would last forever.
GAYDAR ...it knows who you are.
Romance isn't dead... it's just not very well.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! (original print ad - all caps)
There's More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself