This is the way the world ends.
Sometimes finding yourself is a matter of checking the closet.
Commies made him an atomic mutant!
Yes Sir! Wednesday was WILD! Wednesday was RUGGED! THE WILDEST WACKIEST MOST HILARIOUS AND COMPLETELY BOLLIXED-UP DAY YOU EVER HEARD OF! (original print ad - mostly caps)
Martin had just spent three years writing a novel, and his brain was tired of writing. He had no plans.
Living is Not an Option
You're either in, or you're gone.
The Comedy Team Of The Century
It's not nice to play with mother nature.
Funny & Sexy!
In a world full of hopelessness & despair came a love that would last forever.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! (original print ad - all caps)
Romance isn't dead... it's just not very well.
There's More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself
Brad Renfro Forever