When the comedy stopped...real life began.
Rival gangs, a beautiful woman, stolen cash. A dangerous mix.
SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)
It is impossible to find all virtues on a unique man.
No one stays innocent forever.
HE'S GOT THE TOWN BY THE THROAT!
BLOCKBUSTER ABOUT TO EXPLODE! (original poster-all caps)
A comedy about the romantically challenged and the passionately confused.