You can't have it all.....or can you?
Deadly with their hands... Deadlier with their bodies..!
Rival gangs, a beautiful woman, stolen cash. A dangerous mix.
A Blood Bath Of Horror!
A comedy about the romantically challenged and the passionately confused.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HIS MINDS 'BLACKS OUT'! (original ad - all caps; includes grammatical error)
When the comedy stopped...real life began.
SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)
It is impossible to find all virtues on a unique man.