Some things are best left in the post
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HIS MINDS 'BLACKS OUT'! (original ad - all caps; includes grammatical error)
Deadly with their hands... Deadlier with their bodies..!
SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)
Don't open the door ... Don't answer the phone ... Don't look in the attic ... It's there and it wants you!
It is impossible to find all virtues on a unique man.
For the young in heart! And romantic oldsters, too!
HE'S GOT THE TOWN BY THE THROAT!
BLOCKBUSTER ABOUT TO EXPLODE! (original poster-all caps)
No man. No job. No cat.