These Deep-Sea Divers are always in hot water...with the ladies!
Deadly with their hands... Deadlier with their bodies..!
SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)
Don't open the door ... Don't answer the phone ... Don't look in the attic ... It's there and it wants you!
It is impossible to find all virtues on a unique man.
BLOCKBUSTER ABOUT TO EXPLODE! (original poster-all caps)
No man. No job. No cat.
For the young in heart! And romantic oldsters, too!
When the comedy stopped...real life began.