The Story of a Woman Who Has a Hilarious Way of Expressing Herself. You'll Roar When She Sits Down to Talk!
YOU'LL LEARN WHO PAYS OFF WHO -- AND WHY! (original print ad - all caps)
A Superb Drama of Human Emotions!
She Was In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
It's NEW!
Franco's Last Extended Trip Into Delirium...
Love Broke Her Heart !
In the future our only hope for survival will be ... Dune Warriors