They're back to save America from the '90s
Betrayed. Double-Crossed. Left for Dead.
Unfortunately a true love story
Something big is coming to the big house
DANGEROUSLY LIVING...DANGEROUSLY LOVING...IN THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME OF ALL! (original print ad-all caps)
A Delicious, Delectable Morsel of Cinematic Entertainment Played to the Hilt by Vittorio De Sica and Sophia Loren!
You must truly believe in toys.
Most wars last years. This one has to be over by dinner.
Swashbuckling Adventure in the High Seas As You've Never Seen Before
The World on The Brink of Accidental War -- UNFOLDING LIVE!
No Dadagiri. No Gundagiri. Only...