It's time to send in Frank "Bulletproof" McBain
It's open season on the bad guys...
RELENTLESS SUSPENSE! (original ad - all caps)
'A'-Day... When Civilization Came To An End!
It's not the company you keep. It's the company that keeps you.
Chicks in Chains - where they come from this is... Fun!
The criminal mastermind of the century just met his match...
Hail Caesar, Godfather of Harlem...The Cat with the .45-Caliber Claws!
Lashed to a terrible machine that maims tender young bodies and cripples innocent young minds.