Greetings from ... Texas!
Eight graves! Seven bodies! One killer... and he's already dead.
Rudy struck out two summers in a row... this will be his year to score!
Introducing: A lovable little man with a big comic talent.
Dare to face your inner child...
There is no escape, not even death...
The Finishing School That Finished Them Off!
9 ALL-TIME SONG HITS (re-release print ad - all caps)
Some things are better left dead...
Welcome to Mountaintop Motel - We have all the latest facilities for you - built-in torture chambers, adjoining cemetery, drowning pool acid saunas, hanging tree ('Horrors at Mountaintop Motel' tagline)