Some secrets can't be kept... they have to be buried!
Whoever he is he's not what you think.
Doomed to walk the Earth as slaves to the Lord of the living dead!!
Some towns have all the fun.
BOOTH TARKINGTON'S GREATEST PRIZE STORY(original poster-all caps)
The natural history of a woman.
They found the missing link..... and it's not friendly.
The wargame that became a reality.
Which one of you bastards is my father?
Cross their welcome mat and you're apt to die laughing! Monstrous fun with Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, Al Lewis. (season 1)
Everybody loves a comeback