Some secrets can't be kept... they have to be buried!
Whoever he is he's not what you think.
Some towns have all the fun.
The natural history of a woman.
BOOTH TARKINGTON'S GREATEST PRIZE STORY(original poster-all caps)
They found the missing link..... and it's not friendly.
The wargame that became a reality.
Which one of you bastards is my father?
China . . . . Land of unrest . . . tomorrow they may Starve !
Cross their welcome mat and you're apt to die laughing! Monstrous fun with Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, Al Lewis. (season 1)
Everybody loves a comeback