Meet The Gayest Lady Who Ever Went To Town!
She Loved Him, So She Shot Him.
Fasten your seat belt for the craziest cab ride of your life!
«A Modern Drama From Real Life»
She dropped out of high school this morning ... Tonight she's a Times Square hooker.
The Musical Comedy Smash of the 80's!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Dumb comedy dressed up in a suit.
The big musical fun show!
Romance is so Profane!
Code Name: The Soldier. You don't assign him. You unleash him.
a million stories tall
The screen has never been happier.
His adventure made him a hero.His showmanship made him a legend.
The ORIGINAL man of mystery!