If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying Hard Enough
This year, it's not the turkey being carved for Thanksgiving
Brothers to the end. The very end.
...He's a UFO Romeo...!
The most amazing monster the world has ever known
The picture that comes complete with a 10-foot-tall monster to give you the wim-wams!
Invasion From A Mystery Planet!
If You Have a Craving for Terror...Come to the Class Reunion
Notorious Beauties Lost in a Fantastic HELL-ON-EARTH!
Can a man commit MURDER in a dream?...Here is the spine-tingling, blood-freezing answer...different from any mystery you've ever seen!...(original ad)
On our first date... we robbed a bank
Самый темный день человечества наступил
He menaced women with weird desires!
The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!
YOU DARE NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES! (original poster - all caps)
Unhinged! Insane! Totally Out Of Control!
Warning! Beware their stare!