Two frivolous pigs blow the wolf horn one too many times.
The only difference between you and them is a coupla drinks
...and this is how SHERIDAN TOOK GRANT!
The wargame that became a reality.
Watch your girl, guard your gold, hold your jewels ...the fox is loose!
Laced with larceny...loaded with laughter!
THE SECRET OF THE GEM OF DOOM! (original print ad - all caps)
Kill... Or be killed.
Today's most amazing sensation!
A Man's Story... That Women Love!
The untold story of an American tragedy.
Every second counts in the adventure of a lifetime!
Before the fame when fun was the name of the game
An adventure like you wooden believe!
Remember that innocent young man, Benjamin? Now he's 10 years older and will never be that innocent again.