Two frivolous pigs blow the wolf horn one too many times.
...and this is how SHERIDAN TOOK GRANT!
Every second counts in the adventure of a lifetime!
Remember that innocent young man, Benjamin? Now he's 10 years older and will never be that innocent again.
Today's most amazing sensation!
The only difference between you and them is a coupla drinks
An adventure like you wooden believe!
THE SECRET OF THE GEM OF DOOM! (original print ad - all caps)
Watch your girl, guard your gold, hold your jewels ...the fox is loose!
Before the fame when fun was the name of the game
A Man's Story... That Women Love!
The untold story of an American tragedy.