La vérité, vous nous avez manqué! (Truth, we missed you!)
Revenge has never been so brutal...
You know about sex. Now learn about life.
LAST OF THE FRONTIER GAMBLERS! (original ad - all caps)
He was her only hope. She was his last chance.
Terror Strikes!
The Black Moses, The Hammer, and The Preacher Man. They've got their own kind of mean game.
Prepare to Look Into the Human Brain
He really wasn't out to make $1,000,000. He already had that!
Some war stories will never make the nightly news.
There's a New Word for Entertainment Like This... Copacolossal!
Two guys. One girl. Someone loses.
America's wackiest new super-hero!