The deadliest crossroad.
Meet a modern nuclear family unlike any other.
Remember?
It's Operation Laughter For You! and anything goes!
The loving...the hating...the cheating...the desiring...the best and worst in man and woman
Success. Scandal. Sex. Tragedy. Infamy. And that's just the first reel...
Extra-terrestrials have never been this spaced-out before
TOLD WITH THE SNARL OF A MACHINE GUN! (original ad - all caps)