Ordinary men. Extraordinary heroes
Get Laid... Or Die!
The evil awaits in the other side
Китайская шкатулка, полная жестокостей
WARNING: If you have heart problems, DO NOT see this film.
They're the last two alive... But when they meet, only one will survive.
At the height of fear every moment is a desperate hour
You Haven't Got A Prayer.
Yours is the life they've chosen
Every body has different tastes
Не ходите дети в Мексику гулять...
An Aria of Terror from the Maestro of Horror - Dario Argento
Trouble is Their Only Defense Against Boredom
Don't serve coffee to strangers.
Он несет благо на острие меча, искореняющего тьму
Live everyday like it's your last.
THE MOST MAGNIFICENT & THRILLING SEA ADVENTURE EVER FILMED (original print ad - all caps)
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