«They Exterminate YOU!»
Filmed in New Horrorscope!
NEVER A THRILL LIKE THIS! (original print ad - all caps)
Things, A Movie That Defines What Cult Really Is...
Shock by incredible shock this ravaging death overruns the earth...menacing mankind with overwhelming chaos!
Atomic mutations with an appetite for flesh!
A race of deadly spider-women luring men to their death!
I'm sure to sleep tonight...