We couldn't make this s**t up!
SHOCK AFTER SHOCK! (original print ad - all caps)
In a world filled with love and deception, the truth is always bittersweet.
In a covert war the only way to hide the truth is to bury it.
The good, the bad and the outrages!
When 10,000 kids meet on 5,000 Beach Blankets ... something's bound to happen!
Tarzan at His Best !
Only The Monster She Made Could Satisfy Her Strange Desires!
She'll hurt more than your Feelings.
Original cartoon strip by Dick Calkins and Phil Nolan - Based on the Buck Rogers newspaper feature owned and copyrighted by John F. Dille Co. (original posters)
Brothers to the end. The very end.
Everybody fights