There is only one truth.
Hell Just Got A Lot Hotter!
Coming to save the universe from a diabolical menace... Galactic impotence!
Ready for Battle. Dressed to Kill.
The world's richest man and the world's poorest boy are getting it ready now...and everybody, everywhere, will be a little worse off for it.
There comes a time in every girl's life...
THE sensual experience
A comedy with room for romance.
This movie is so real it makes every other movie in this town look like a movie.
The feel-good event of the year!
Come play with us!
Here, we get down and dirty
Sex. Squalor. Art.
IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)