When East meets West, the laughs shift into high gear!
It Probes with the Heartbeat of Today's Youth!
His One Talent Was Loving...Every Woman Who Passed His Way! (original USA poster)
Maybe Tomorrow. Maybe Never. Maybe.
Was His Face Red . . . And His Nose, Too ! when the bandits took the money . . . and the SAFE !
BOOTH TARKINGTON'S GREATEST PRIZE STORY(original poster-all caps)
He's cool. He's clean. He's a love machine.
A con is easy. Family is hard.
China . . . . Land of unrest . . . tomorrow they may Starve !
They've Got Everything... including a 10 year old daughter who's suing them for divorce.
Real love. Real life.
They were just a couple of losers from Queens... until they dialed a wrong number and got the mob!