With two girls like these, how can you lose?
Cheerleader. Prom Queen. Manson Girl.
Horror is his formula!
An inferno of warped women!
He was a powerful warrior from the future, trapped in a prehistoric land, battling for the survival of his people.
Here, we get down and dirty
You thought they were from another planet.....you were right!
A girl who could do no wrong -- but brother, how she tried!
IN A WORLD AS DIFFERENT AS NIGHT AND DAY! (original ad - all caps)
Alive... without a body... fed by an unspeakable horror from hell!
Each Day Is A Living Hell For These Helpless Captives!
The Ultimate Team Of Woman And Machine.
Sex. Passion. Betrayal. Murder.
What Wendy just saw them do will make you sick to your stomach...if it doesn't make you faint first!
Dashing Thieves of Baghdad...riding out of the magic and splendor of
FAST, FRANK, FUNNY! (original print ad - all caps)