With two girls like these, how can you lose?
FAST, FRANK, FUNNY! (original print ad - all caps)
Horror is his formula!
Cheerleader. Prom Queen. Manson Girl.
An inferno of warped women!
He was a powerful warrior from the future, trapped in a prehistoric land, battling for the survival of his people.
Here, we get down and dirty
A girl who could do no wrong -- but brother, how she tried!
You thought they were from another planet.....you were right!
Dashing Thieves of Baghdad...riding out of the magic and splendor of
Alive... without a body... fed by an unspeakable horror from hell!
IN A WORLD AS DIFFERENT AS NIGHT AND DAY! (original ad - all caps)
The Ultimate Team Of Woman And Machine.
What Wendy just saw them do will make you sick to your stomach...if it doesn't make you faint first!
Each Day Is A Living Hell For These Helpless Captives!