Goofy jousts for the hand of Penelope, as well as the championship.
Evil lurks in the light.
The mansion... the madness... the maniac... no escape.
Have a ball
One high school drama teacher is about to make a huge number 2
Welcome to the Sexual Evolution!
He Stole The State Of Arizona And Gave It To His Bride!
THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THE LIVING HELL OF WAR...EATING DIRT...CRAWLING ON THEIR GUT! BUT THE REAL HELL WAS TO COME......WHEN THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH MONIQUE! (original print ad - all caps)
and no substitute for life
You bet your ass this is for real!