SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)
What Wendy just saw them do will make you sick to your stomach...if it doesn't make you faint first!
The shocking true story.
Pray He Kills You Before You Scream
It's one, long, loud l-a-u-g-h!
They Lead The League In Scoring ... After The Game!
An Adventure for the Child in All of Us
NUNCA COMO HASTA AHORA SE FILMO LA GUERRA EL EL AIRE TAN CRUENTA, TAN REAL, TAN VIOLENTA! (original Argentine poster - all caps)
The innocent. The ritual. The terror.