THE SECRET OF THE GEM OF DOOM! (original print ad - all caps)
They did the one thing the Nazis never expected. They fought back.
This Summer's Destination For Fun
Some fairy tales are true... some legends are real.
Greenwich Village, 1953. It was coffeehouses and high adventure, it was your first love and your best dream, it was girls who drank wine and your mother back home asking God to forgive you.
Music was their second chance.
His brain came from a genius. His body came from a killer. His soul came from hell!
One Seriously Funny Movie