Where the corporation owns your body and soul.
Meet Andrew. The Road to Hell is paved with his victims
You have a date with Death!
First he nails you... Then he *nails* you!
When thine eyes deceive, pluck them out
Think of your worst nightmare... It's about to happen again!
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE IN THE P.O.W. CAMPS! (original print ad - all caps)
Evil Chooses Its Own Targets.
Slave girls sacrificed at the whim of a ruthless king!
Summer 1981, Welcome to Camp Hiawatha
Open the Gate. Step In. Lose Your Mind.
Ravished! Violated! Possessed by Satan!