Meet Andrew. The Road to Hell is paved with his victims
Think of your worst nightmare... It's about to happen again!
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LIFE IN THE P.O.W. CAMPS! (original print ad - all caps)
When thine eyes deceive, pluck them out
Evil Chooses Its Own Targets.
Slave girls sacrificed at the whim of a ruthless king!
You have a date with Death!
Summer 1981, Welcome to Camp Hiawatha
First he nails you... Then he *nails* you!
In a time of madness, a man of true greatness gave his life to save humanity. The man was the Son of God. The time is now.
Ravished! Violated! Possessed by Satan!