In All The World No Thrill Like This!
The cinema's wildest sex comedy
CHALLENGING! THE FASTEST TWO HOURS THE SCREEN HAS EVER SEEN! SHOCKING! IT PLUNGES YOU INTO A NEW DIMENSION OF FEAR! IMPORTANT! IT RATES WITH THE GREATEST SUSPENSE FILMS OF OUR TIME! (original print ad - all caps)
A modern passion. An ancient terror
Prepare to be eaten!
Never Such Thrills - Excitement - Romance!
If you hunt...you're fair game.
Is it a question ...or an answer
What do you do when you're allergic to girls?
...all for love
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