The Most Exciting Picture!
HORROR That Nightmares Are Made Of!
They did the crime, They paid the time, Now they're...undercover?
Red-Blooded DRAMA !
HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY! (original print ad - all caps)
If you can handle more than one hundred jolts of one hundred percent pure terror, then you might be ready for "Terror in the Aisles". A non-stop roller coaster ride through the scariest moments of the greatest terror films of all time. It's a cut above the rest.
A comedy about the end of the world
Some friendships are worth a fortune
What do you do when you're allergic to girls?
...all for love