The Classic of Military Satire Which May Laugh War Out of Existence
After You See It You'll Never Be the Same!
The bottoms-up comedy hit that will fill your seats.
If you could go back in time, could you change history?
THE SOMETIMES VIOLENT STORY OF A DRIFTIN' COWHAND! (original print ad - all caps)
Boys do what boys must!
To Want Her Was Torture...To Love Her Meant Death!
Hits Like a Triphammer!
Evil has a face and it has waited an eternity for a chance to live again
They Walk Among Us