It's an Alphabeautiful Mathemagical New Musical Movie!
WONDERFUL THRILLS! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!
They're not looking for love, they're looking for a wife
Eight men. One summer. Figure it out.
The beautiful game just got prettier
One mistake...seen by his sons...unleashes...in the overwhelming power...the greatest drama of our day!
No one believed they could last so long...
COLORADO WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH...WHEN A WOMAN CAME BETWEEN THEM! (original print ad - all caps)